Conversing with the toothless
I had started a really long engaging entry about my experience with teenage pregnancy, then this little gem of a conversation happened and I couldn't pass it up.
Hannah: Mom is there such a word as whore?
Me: Yeah and its a really naughty word. Please don't say it. Why do you ask?
Hannah: I am rhyming words with door so I said whore.
Matt: Mom I think she means horror.
Hannah: Yeah mom like a scary movie. A whore movie.
Me: No Hannah that is horror. Pronounced differently.
Hannah: I know Mom. Whore movie.
Me: Uh huh. Eat your pizza.
9 comments:
LOL!!! That's hysterical, and one of many uncomfortable conversations to come.
she's too young to know about whore movies - all in good time, mom, all in good time.
little banana cracks me up!
In her defense, I really have heard people pronounce it just as such. My Dad pronounced certain things wrong as a man not of this country, and then other things wrong on purpose ;-0. And he said horror as whore. ~Mary
And to think you were going to write about teenage pregnancy instead *lol*
I've seen those types of movies.
But wouldn't tell anyone! ;)
In my home, whore is a word of the day:
MAAAAAAWWWMMMM, LL didn't eat her whore sandwhich. She only ate hawf.
Maaaawwwmmm, There's a whore in my jeans now from the trampoline.
Oh, I want to read the original post too.
Those eyelashes are to die for. And the conversation, hysterical. I love when kids mess things up.
Love that picture!
Oh, those conversations were always so funny... later on! LOL
Do I smell a Horror? lol
Geez Mom, same diff!
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