A few weeks ago the kids and I were at Walmart picking up some groceries when I made the mistake of walking in front of some bitch while she was trying to decide exactly what kind or Oreo's she wanted. I walked passed her a bit and stopped to grab something (not Oreo's). She walked passed me and started grumbling to her husband about some people needing to learn some consideration. I did what any hot blooded blond woman would do. I turned to her and said "Really lady? Really? What the hell is your problem?" Her husband made a bee line to the end of the aisle as soon as I opened my mouth. He knew he wanted no part of me! Ha!
Just moments ago the girls were arguing and one says to the other..."Really lady? Really?" Doh! Right then and there I proclaimed myself mother of the year. My award is in the mail and should be delivered in 6-8 weeks....
Beef with Broccoli
2 weeks ago
3 comments:
LOL that made me laugh, totally sounds like something i would do :p
ohmygosh
so funny
that's better than my daughter scolding me right in front of stupid lady, because nothing says proper like an 11 year old putting her mother in place.
Ha that put a smile on my face! lol. You definitely deserve a mom award :)
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