WTF?
Why is it that when I'm bullshitting with my husband or friends I can articulate my thoughts perfectly but when it is someone I need to impress, say like a banker I come off sounding like I was born with 12 toes and raised by wolves?
Beef with Broccoli
2 weeks ago
3 comments:
I always thought extra digits was a sign of intelligence. Maybe it's because YOU ARE EXHAUSTED FROM RUNNING THE LIVES OF 6 OTHER PEOPLE EVERY DAY?
Because your friends and family are slackers who have failed in their job to show the world just how awesome and fantastic and fabulous and amazing and really really cool you are?
It's definitely their fault.
Haha hahahaha , you are not the only one sister. I make a living with a micorophone in front of my face and that STILL happens to me. :)
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